It stinks Mama!

We all have our embarrassing and silly moments and this one covers both categories.

We were out and about spending the day shopping and getting some errands done. I could feel that I had to use the ladies room to pee but truly try to avoid the public restroom scene, especially with little ones.  I thought" I can hold it". UNTIL we got to "The Christmas Tree Shop"  I HAD to go! 

I strapped the kids in their double stroller and I darted to the back.  Where I found a woman standing by the ladies room door.....talking on her phone.  I assumed there was a line.  I wanted to ask the woman but her conversation seemed to be quite deep and I felt rude interrupting.  Besides, how could SHE miss ME.  I am pushing 2 adorable kids in a double stroller, standing in a shared confined space doing the pee pee dance.  She SAW me and if she were not in line she would tell me....right??? NO!!!! That BITCH stood talking on her phone for a good 7 minutes after making eye contact with me and FINALLY asked "are you waiting for the ladies room?"

FINALLY!!  I swivel my stroller around her and her cart which was taking up way too much available space and made it into the bathroom where Kyle yells "It stinks mama!" and my daughter has to follow with "P.U".  I tried to shusch them but really that just made it worse.  I made it into the handicapped stall with the kids in their carriages where they continued to shout "Mama it stinks in here". "P.U mama"  I found it hilarious, embarrassing, and oh so silly all at the same time.

It was one shopping experience I will never forget.  And to the woman who stunk up the bathroom...sorry!!!!